Misread that

[BB]

So what have you read lately and then thought, nah, that can't be right! 


Just read a label on a bottle of wine which said... this ripe and lush fruity style perfectly complements most moods and assassins.



ok maybe it said occasions.... although I prefer my version

[croweman]

Maybe you turn into an assassin after finishing off the bottle?

[FraserG]

(08-27-2015, 10:38 PM)croweman Wrote: Maybe you turn into an assassin after finishing off the bottle?

Maybe you turn into an assassin because the bottle is empty?

[BB]

hmm, possibly... ....both?

[FraserG]

How do you misread occasions as assassins anyway? I think you got bigger problems than an empty wine bottle. Or maybe the empty wine bottle is the problem!

I did see a good one today on my way to work, a van driver misread a "no right turn" sign as a "turn right here" sign and cut straight across a bus to do so.

Maybe not a misreading problem so much as van driver being a tw*t problem?

[BB]

In my defence it was in a fancy script!  Honest, and it was before I had drunk any!

[Kingy]

I'll watch out for the next one and add it as I seem to be doing this more and more lately!

[FraserG]

(09-01-2015, 09:29 AM)Kingy Wrote: I'll watch out for the next one and add it as I seem to be doing this more and more lately!

Scientists have found a cause for that Kingy - it's called old age

[Kingy]

(09-01-2015, 12:58 PM)FraserG Wrote: Scientists have found a cause for that Kingy - it's called old age

I prefer the term .... "Senior Moment". 

[BB]

I must be getting quite senior myself!