So what have you read lately and then thought, nah, that can't be right!
Just read a label on a bottle of wine which said...
this ripe and lush fruity style perfectly complements most moods and assassins. 
ok maybe it said occasions....
although I prefer my version
Maybe you turn into an assassin after finishing off the bottle?
(08-27-2015, 10:38 PM)croweman Wrote: [ -> ]Maybe you turn into an assassin after finishing off the bottle?
Maybe you turn into an assassin because the bottle is empty?
How do you misread occasions as assassins anyway? I think you got bigger problems than an empty wine bottle. Or maybe the empty wine bottle is the problem!
I did see a good one today on my way to work, a van driver misread a "no right turn" sign as a "turn right here" sign and cut straight across a bus to do so.
Maybe not a misreading problem so much as van driver being a tw*t problem?
In my defence it was in a fancy script! Honest, and it was before I had drunk any!
I'll watch out for the next one and add it as I seem to be doing this more and more lately!
(09-01-2015, 09:29 AM)Kingy Wrote: [ -> ]I'll watch out for the next one and add it as I seem to be doing this more and more lately!
Scientists have found a cause for that Kingy - it's called old age
(09-01-2015, 12:58 PM)FraserG Wrote: [ -> ]Scientists have found a cause for that Kingy - it's called old age
I prefer the term .... "Senior Moment".
I must be getting quite senior myself!