Misread that - Printable Version

Misread that - Printable Version

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Misread that - BB - 08-27-2015

So what have you read lately and then thought, nah, that can't be right!

Just read a label on a bottle of wine which said... this ripe and lush fruity style perfectly complements most moods and assassins. Confused

ok maybe it said occasions.... Blush

although I prefer my version Dodgy

RE: Misread that - croweman - 08-27-2015

Maybe you turn into an assassin after finishing off the bottle?

RE: Misread that - FraserG - 08-28-2015

(08-27-2015, 10:38 PM)croweman Wrote: Maybe you turn into an assassin after finishing off the bottle?

Maybe you turn into an assassin because the bottle is empty?

RE: Misread that - BB - 08-28-2015

hmm, possibly... Confused

....both?

RE: Misread that - FraserG - 08-28-2015

How do you misread occasions as assassins anyway? I think you got bigger problems than an empty wine bottle. Or maybe the empty wine bottle is the problem! Tongue

I did see a good one today on my way to work, a van driver misread a "no right turn" sign as a "turn right here" sign and cut straight across a bus to do so.

Maybe not a misreading problem so much as van driver being a tw*t problem?

RE: Misread that - BB - 08-28-2015

In my defence it was in a fancy script! Honest, and it was before I had drunk any! Blush

RE: Misread that - Kingy - 09-01-2015

I'll watch out for the next one and add it as I seem to be doing this more and more lately! Smile

RE: Misread that - FraserG - 09-01-2015

(09-01-2015, 09:29 AM)Kingy Wrote: I'll watch out for the next one and add it as I seem to be doing this more and more lately!

Scientists have found a cause for that Kingy - it's called old age Wink

RE: Misread that - Kingy - 09-01-2015

(09-01-2015, 12:58 PM)FraserG Wrote: Scientists have found a cause for that Kingy - it's called old age

I prefer the term .... "Senior Moment". Big Grin

RE: Misread that - BB - 09-07-2015

I must be getting quite senior myself!