02-29-2016, 07:05 PM
(02-28-2016, 06:49 PM)Ghost Wrote: I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a dump."
"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."
"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn" ..............
Just had some strobe lights fitted in the bedroom.
Sex is the same, but the wife looks like she's moving now......
Hahaha I liked those
Cadwell 2011/ Angelsey2011/ Cadwell 2013 (this one hurt) and retired me