09-14-2015, 08:57 PM
Bless her though, she tried out the new female Viagra.
I came home and there she was waiting for me...with a massive wide-on.
An eight-year-old boy swaggered into a pub, sat on a barstool and said, "I'll have a large brandy and one of your finest cigars, please."
The barmaid swiftly assessed his tender years and replied, "Do you want to get me in trouble?"
"Maybe later; for now I'll just have the brandy and the cigar."
You can't run through a campground.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Woman goes into a pharmacy and says, "I want to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist says, "Why do you want to buy cyanide?"
Woman says, "I want to kill my husband."
Pharmacist says, "I can't sell you cyanide to kill you husband, we will both go to jail."
Woman says, "I really want to kill my husband."
Pharmacist says firmly, "No, I won't sell you any cyanide."
Woman pauses, and then passes the pharmacist a photograph showing her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
Pharmacist looks at the photograph and then says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said the elder nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."
I came home and there she was waiting for me...with a massive wide-on.
An eight-year-old boy swaggered into a pub, sat on a barstool and said, "I'll have a large brandy and one of your finest cigars, please."
The barmaid swiftly assessed his tender years and replied, "Do you want to get me in trouble?"
"Maybe later; for now I'll just have the brandy and the cigar."
You can't run through a campground.
You can only ran, because it's past tents.
Woman goes into a pharmacy and says, "I want to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist says, "Why do you want to buy cyanide?"
Woman says, "I want to kill my husband."
Pharmacist says, "I can't sell you cyanide to kill you husband, we will both go to jail."
Woman says, "I really want to kill my husband."
Pharmacist says firmly, "No, I won't sell you any cyanide."
Woman pauses, and then passes the pharmacist a photograph showing her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
Pharmacist looks at the photograph and then says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,
"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."
"Thank God," said the elder nun at the back. "I'm so tired of Chardonnay."