10-22-2014, 10:00 AM
A group of chaps, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because the waitress had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.
Ten years later, aged 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.
Ten years later, aged 60, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, aged 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, aged 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because they had never been there before.
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The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye and said. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely."
"Feck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight git."
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If anyone needs a chimney I'm giving one away
It's on the house
Ten years later, aged 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because the food and service was good and the beer was excellent.
Ten years later, aged 60, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because they could dine in peace and quiet and it was good value for money.
Ten years later, aged 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.
Ten years later, aged 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Putney because they had never been there before.
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The Doctor looked me squarely in the eye and said. "You seriously need to reduce your alcohol intake or you'll ruin what's left of your liver completely."
"Feck off, Doc," I replied. "You always say that when it's your round. Get the beers in, you tight git."
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If anyone needs a chimney I'm giving one away
It's on the house
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