Shame you never fly BA from Heathrow. I could get Yaz to make sure she twatted you with the trolley every pass just to wind you up! 
Crew don't like the India trips as the passengers are VERY demanding, but reckon the currys, cheap head massage and garment makers mean they are bearable. Some crew buy jackets in the UK, take them to India, get them copied over night (perfect copies) and then return them. £600 leather jackets copied for under £100 and look identical and you can't tell a difference in quality. Madness.
Crew don't like the India trips as the passengers are VERY demanding, but reckon the currys, cheap head massage and garment makers mean they are bearable. Some crew buy jackets in the UK, take them to India, get them copied over night (perfect copies) and then return them. £600 leather jackets copied for under £100 and look identical and you can't tell a difference in quality. Madness.
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