Facebook 'status' posts. Add yours here please ...

[Kingy]

It's about time we catered for all those Facebook worshippers, so here is a thread for you to add pointless status as seen every minute of the day on the wonderful social network which is close to all of your hearts ....

[Kingy]

Kettle at work has just melted. FFS. Ordering new one on Tesco Direct now.

[Ghost2]

BB and I both stood laughing inanely at Kingys post.

[speedymadR6]

Off for a poo

[Kingy]

Lent office kettle to nightshift lads. (Theirs melted yesterday). They have locked it in a locker. New Kettle not here until 3pm. FML.

[FraserG]

Fraser thinks Kingy is losing it. Some might say, he's lost his mkettle

[croweman]

I'm not on farcebook but!

Just asked the Mrs to make a brew, she said she was washing the curtains. I said well you were beginning to smell ;D and then I ran

[Kingy]

(06-15-2015, 07:55 PM)Ghost Wrote: BB and I both stood laughing inanely at Kingys post.

(06-15-2015, 09:03 PM)speedymadr6 Wrote: Off for a poo

(06-16-2015, 08:30 AM)FraserG Wrote: Fraser thinks Kingy is losing it. Some might say, he's lost his mkettle

(06-16-2015, 04:03 PM)croweman Wrote: Just asked the Mrs to make a brew, she said she was washing the curtains. I said well you were beginning to smell ;D and then I ran

Splendid efforts gents. Most impressive. See, we are down with the kids Facebook style.
I feel another status update coming on ......

[Kingy]

New kettle arrived early at Tesco. Picked it up. It's black and very quick (boiling water). Going to nickname it Usain.

[Kingy]

Have just realised I don't have a 'wheely case' for Budapest on Friday. Returned mine because the lining split and forgot to replace it. Arse.