03-18-2016, 07:32 PM
Woke up this morning, funny smell coming from the kitchen. Find one of my socks in the oven, roasted.
"What's going on here, Darling?" Says I.
"Well you came home pished last night and asked me to cuck your sock!
"What's going on here, Darling?" Says I.
"Well you came home pished last night and asked me to cuck your sock!