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02-28-2016, 06:49 PM
I was on a train this morning, in the loo, when a voice called out, "Can I see your ticket please?"

"Not right now." I replied, "I'm having a dump."

"I don't believe you." Said the voice. "Slide it under the door."

"No probs," I said. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn" ..............





Just had some strobe lights fitted in the bedroom.

Sex is the same, but the wife looks like she's moving now......
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Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 09-23-2014, 04:52 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - croweman - 09-23-2014, 08:02 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 09-24-2014, 07:48 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - FraserG - 09-24-2014, 10:38 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - ziggy - 09-24-2014, 01:25 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 09-30-2014, 01:12 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 10-07-2014, 07:41 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - croweman - 10-07-2014, 07:08 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 10-08-2014, 07:26 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Yogi - 10-08-2014, 10:18 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 10-09-2014, 12:39 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - croweman - 10-09-2014, 03:22 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 10-16-2014, 08:04 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - FraserG - 10-16-2014, 09:58 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 10-20-2014, 02:13 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 10-22-2014, 10:00 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 11-18-2014, 03:49 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 11-18-2014, 03:52 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 01-22-2015, 11:40 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 02-02-2015, 05:04 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 02-25-2015, 02:37 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 03-31-2015, 01:30 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 03-31-2015, 01:30 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 04-30-2015, 01:14 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 05-06-2015, 01:37 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Yogi - 05-06-2015, 09:40 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 05-20-2015, 01:06 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 06-16-2015, 02:05 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Ghost2 - 08-21-2015, 10:22 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 08-22-2015, 01:59 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - BB - 08-22-2015, 08:57 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Ghost2 - 09-14-2015, 08:57 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 09-15-2015, 07:02 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 02-24-2016, 04:15 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 02-24-2016, 04:17 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Ghost2 - 02-28-2016, 06:49 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 02-29-2016, 10:28 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 03-15-2016, 08:45 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - FraserG - 03-15-2016, 10:38 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 03-16-2016, 10:49 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 03-17-2016, 08:46 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Ghost2 - 03-18-2016, 07:32 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 04-25-2016, 09:10 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 04-28-2016, 08:38 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 05-04-2016, 08:30 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 07-05-2016, 11:37 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 09-08-2016, 09:01 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 06-02-2017, 10:37 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Ghost2 - 06-19-2017, 08:38 PM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 06-21-2017, 08:33 AM
RE: Joke Thread ... Add yours. - Kingy - 06-26-2017, 05:30 PM

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