09-23-2014, 08:02 PM
Bloke lying on his death bed looks up at his wife a wearily says " I have to tell you something I slept with your sister"
"Its ok I forgive you" says his wife as he slips back into a weary sleep.
He wakens again and says " I have to tell you I slept with your other sister"
"Don't worry darling I forgive you" says his wife as again he slips in to a weary sleep.
He wakes again and shouts "but I also slept with your mother"
"I know you stupid twat why do you think I poisoned you" Replies his wife.
"Its ok I forgive you" says his wife as he slips back into a weary sleep.
He wakens again and says " I have to tell you I slept with your other sister"
"Don't worry darling I forgive you" says his wife as again he slips in to a weary sleep.
He wakes again and shouts "but I also slept with your mother"
"I know you stupid twat why do you think I poisoned you" Replies his wife.