Done a Fraser

[Kingy]

I'd love to say it's never happened to me but that could be lying. I felt a right twat when I did it. Pulled up on the WR outside a pub. Had the Supermoto Wheels on it and the speedo feed was playing up as I'd not seated it correctly when changing wheels. Stopped to quickly sort that. When the moto wheels were fitted they altered the way the sidestand worked so you needed to be careful. I forgot. Slapped it on its sidestand ... walked a few steps away from the bike with my back turned ... crash. Much laughing and merryment from the people sat outside the pub. I took a bow, picked the bike up and fecked off!

Oh, and you are still a cock