02-25-2015, 02:37 PM
Maria, the Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was a little annoyed about this, and asked. “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase.”
“The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban did.”
Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora…. the gardener did.”
Wife: “So Maria, how much do you want.....
The wife was a little annoyed about this, and asked. “Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increase.”
“The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban, he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban did.”
Wife, increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth: “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora…. the gardener did.”
Wife: “So Maria, how much do you want.....
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