Apologies in advance ...
A lonely bloke passes a pet shop and sees a sign, 'Talking Centipede For Sale '
He goes in and pays £200 for this centipede and takes it home in a matchbox.
After a few moments, he gets curious, slides open the matchbox, and whispers, "Hello, mate. Fancy a pint down the pub ? "
A few minutes go by, so he rattles the box. "Hello, what'd you think, mate ? "
No response.
After a half hour, the bloke's getting angry, thinking he's been cheated. So, he shouts into the matchbox. "Fecking Feck ! What's going on ? "
The box slides open and the centipede pops his head out and says, " I heard you the first time, you tw@t. I'm just putting my shoes on"
A lonely bloke passes a pet shop and sees a sign, 'Talking Centipede For Sale '
He goes in and pays £200 for this centipede and takes it home in a matchbox.
After a few moments, he gets curious, slides open the matchbox, and whispers, "Hello, mate. Fancy a pint down the pub ? "
A few minutes go by, so he rattles the box. "Hello, what'd you think, mate ? "
No response.
After a half hour, the bloke's getting angry, thinking he's been cheated. So, he shouts into the matchbox. "Fecking Feck ! What's going on ? "
The box slides open and the centipede pops his head out and says, " I heard you the first time, you tw@t. I'm just putting my shoes on"
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Croft 2005, Cadwell 2006, Cadwell 2007