11-18-2014, 03:52 PM
Aussie Helpline
"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp,
and now it’s swollen and has completely closed up."
"Bummer mate!"
"Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that. Bye."
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Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Dave Lee Travis walk into a bar in Ireland.
The barman says, "Not Yew Tree again!".
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Q: What do hillbillies do at Halloween?
A: Pump kin
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I joined a reggae band as a triangle player.
I just stand at the back and ting.
"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp,
and now it’s swollen and has completely closed up."
"Bummer mate!"
"Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that. Bye."
----
Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Dave Lee Travis walk into a bar in Ireland.
The barman says, "Not Yew Tree again!".
----
Q: What do hillbillies do at Halloween?
A: Pump kin
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I joined a reggae band as a triangle player.
I just stand at the back and ting.
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